Welcome to Joe's Custom Audio
Central Minnesota's ONLY Authorized Earthquake Audio Dealer!
We accept credit cards through PayPal!
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We now offer sound testing of your system using Term-Lab , the official sound meter of dB Drag, MECA, N.S.P.L, and USACi!
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It's 10 degrees below zero.
You really should go start the car and let it warm up before you have to go
to work, but you just stepped out of the shower, and you are NOT going
outside with wet hair. (remember last time you did that? Your hair froze
solid, and then CRACKED when you tried to brush it out of your eyes.) Joe's
Custom Audio can help, with a 2 way remote start, that will let you start
your car without ever leaving the house, and offer a visual and audible
alert from the remote when it is running. That was easy, but now you have to wait a few minutes before you are ready to leave. You could watch the last ten minutes of that movie you rented last night. Perhaps you wouldn't have fallen asleep if your TV was a little better. Sure, it was free when you pulled it out of the neighbors trash, but most newer TV's are in color now, and this one is so small that you can't even read the FBI Warnings before the movie starts. Joe's Custom Audio can help, with a 101 inch projector, 40 disc DVD changer, and 5.1 surround sound. Now, the neighbors can see and hear your movie without leaving their house! It's time to leave for work, the car is warm, you know how the movie ended (it was the lady with the buck teeth all along!!), and you are just in time to pick up your car-pool buddy. The two of you have been assigned to a project at their "other" office in a remote suburb, and you have no idea how to get there. When the boss was giving directions, you were making a necklace out of the paper clips on his desk. Your carpool buddy wrote down the address, but has never really left his block until he got this job, relying on him to get you there would be like. . . well, it would be like relying on an idiot to get you to work on time. Joe's Custom Audio can help, with a flip-out, touch screen CD, DVD, MP3 player with GPS navigation and XM radio. Punch in the address, throw in your favorite Osmund's CD, and hit the road! You've arrived at the office, with time to spare. You can still feel the thump of your new stereo system as you hand your keys to the valet attendant and walk inside. About 5 steps into the building, you realize that the valet guy was actually a local kid skipping school, that has just started his third joy ride in a stolen car this week. You somehow didn't notice that he was 12. Or that there were no other valet attendants in the area. Or that everyone else parked their own car, on the street, with "The Club" on the steering wheel. Joe's Custom Audio can help, with a GPS enhanced car alarm, that will call your cell phone when the car leaves the city, or when the car breaks the speed limit, and will track your car via the Internet if it is stolen. |
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Joe's Custom Audio now carries the StreetEagle GPS Vehicle Tracking System! $425 (installation, activation, and monthly fees apply) |
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Joe's Custom Audio can custom
tailor your home or car audio or
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